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I was married by a judge.I should have asked for a jury.
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
I'm always looking for meaningful one night stands.
Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humour in the woman.
By the time you swear you're his,Shivering and sighing,And he vows his passion is infinite, undying -Lady, make note of this: One of you is lying.
No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
All marriages are happy. It's trying to live together afterwards that causes all the problems.
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.


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